One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!".
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What in the world is this??" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Honey," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker..."It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'."
Subject: Dusty Underwear 
Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:41 pm
