Blond Logic

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were
Sitting on a bench talking........ And one
blonde says to
The other, "Which do You think is farther
Away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde
Turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can You see
Florida..?????"

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes
Her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
Mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is
idling
Smoothly She Says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just
Crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to
Do that?"


SPEEDING TICKET

A police
Officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her
very nicely
If he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I
Wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday
You take away my license and then today you
expect me to Show it to you!"


RIVER WALK

There's this
Blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and
sees another
Blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she
shouts, "How can
I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the
River then down the river and shouts
Back, "You ARE on
The other side."

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A
Gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's
office and
Said that her body hurt wherever she touched
It.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The
Redhead took her finger, pushed on her left
breast and
Screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed
even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she
pushed her
Ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
Touched made her
Scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead,
Are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a
Blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is
Broken"

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside
A speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the
car, he was
Astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was
Knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to
his flashing
Lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his
window,
Turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the
Blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"




IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing
Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the
Dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
question
Was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls
your name,
Can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked,
"Is it on or off?"


FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO
END ALL BLONDE
JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend,
Who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her
what their Names were. The blonde responded by saying that
one was Named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said,
"Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
That?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond.
"They're Watch dogs!"